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scaryams:

pyralstrife:

"eridan is a friendzoned dudebro who kept pursuing feferi after she turned him down"

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meanwhile,

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a lot of the tags i’ve been seeing on this post are along the lines of “yeah eridan was a dick but so was karkat” or “but remember eridan was shit so you gotta put it into ~context~” but that has nothing to do with what i was saying

all i’m saying is, the fact that eridan killed two people and blinded a third doesn’t change the fact that he actually handled his rejection by feferi quite decently as compared to a very popular character who people apparently think can do no wrong.

all i’m saying is that his usage of the term “moirail zone” aside, it’s hardly fair to call him a fedora-wearing friendzoni when he was more respectful of feferi’s wishes than karkat was of terezi’s. even if you argue that he fought sollux over feferi (which he didn’t), at least he did it when the girl they were fighting over was present and had a voice of her own. 

and that’s more than you can say for karkat, who somehow escapes judgment for this as well as every other obnoxious assholish thing he’s done on the grounds that he hates himself and is therefore relatable

if you think a character has to be perfect to be relatable then son i have some news regarding what that says about your perception of yourself

*busts through your wall* IF YOU EVER FEEL LIKE I AM SMOTHERING YOU WITH MESSAGES PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND I WILL EASE UP, I WILL NOT TAKE OFFENSE, IT JUST MEANS I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU, BUT I REALIZE I CAN BE VERY CHATTY AT TIMES AND YOU PROBS HAVE A MUCH BUSIER SCHEDULE THAN I DO *pays for your wall to get repaired* *leaves*

ask-cg-ta-gc:

kawaii-kekki:

hopehedgehog:

kawaii-kekki:

hopehedgehog:

is this…sollux?…
a friend of Korkat Vantos, perhaps. 

Why is vurska next to him

i totally did not notice that…what is this!??!




the adventures vurska sorket and soloox cooptr

ask-cg-ta-gc:

kawaii-kekki:

hopehedgehog:

kawaii-kekki:

hopehedgehog:

is this…sollux?…

a friend of Korkat Vantos, perhaps. 

Why is vurska next to him

i totally did not notice that…what is this!??!

the adventures vurska sorket and soloox cooptr

Me in two sentences.
Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
lightingupthereef:

I glub you ~!

lightingupthereef:

I glub you ~!

outoutbriefcandle:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

'Im hella erect'

nifaliophobic-kitty:

AHAAAAAAAAAAhaaaaaahaaahahahahahahhaaaaahahahahahahahahhahhaha Sleep What is this sleep u speak of I’ve never heard of such a thing Anyway Have this dorky over-purple prince as I’ve been basically dead the past week (not my fault i swear) But if you see this and don’t mind my crappy art style Give me something to draw~! I swear I’d appreciate it a lot more than damn drawing generators and mean friends

nifaliophobic-kitty:

AHAAAAAAAAAAhaaaaaahaaahahahahahahhaaaaahahahahahahahahhahhaha
Sleep
What is this sleep u speak of
I’ve never heard of such a thing
Anyway
Have this dorky over-purple prince as I’ve been basically dead the past week (not my fault i swear)
But if you see this and don’t mind my crappy art style
Give me something to draw~! I swear I’d appreciate it a lot more than damn drawing generators and mean friends

ah, i see you’re using the “clenches fist” meme. i just love the way it involves… -clenches fist- clenching your fist

Doctor Laser - Eridan finds a Friend
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doctorlaserva:

When it’s that cold out there any friend will do, really

Original post by dippy-ecks.

ummMMM UMMMM EXCUSE ME WHILE I ADD YOU TO MY COLLECTION OF HEADCANON ERIDAN VOICES WOW